A Letter to You from the Great Deceiver

Dear Chump;

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray or even a thought towards God. As a matter of fact, you didn't even offer thanks or ask God to bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, fool, you are mine!

Remember you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don’t love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. I am going to make you stupid and ugly and torment you, this is the best way I can hurt your Savior, who I HATE!!

You see, FOOL, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God.  Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for right and good, bad attitudes. Oh yes, and lets not forget destroying the body God gave you by smoking, drinking, drugs and pot! Surely you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together and die forever. I've got some hot plans for us.

This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in so easily, when all you would have to do to win would be simply to make a solid choice to do right and call upon JESUS, ugghh, how I hate that NAME! JESUS would provide all the power you need to overcome every one of my temptations and live for Him! 

 HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Children and teens are like that.

There are some other great things you can do for me; make fun of the Bible, and prayer, tell young people that the Bible has been proven scientifically wrong and is just a bunch of old, meaningless myths. You and I know that is a big lie, but they'll swallow it and then I can easily get them because they will have thrown away their main weapon against me! 

Then you can get busy and teach them that there is great happiness and power to be found in magic and the secrets of nature that they can learn to harness and Rule the World! Yah, that's right! Teach them witchcraft!! You and I both know there are no powers in Nature except those that the (uggghhh) Creator uses to uphold all things, but if you tell them enough, they'll go for it. I'll even help you do some tricks to make them sure it is true. Ha Ha Ha! We'll make a good pair to destroy the faith of the young so I can drag them down with me !!

Well Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run to your Savior, confess your sins, and make the choice to live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.  If you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.

Here's Hating you!

Satan: The Serpent of Genesis; The Dragon of Revelation; The Great Deceiver of every book in between!